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Farmer Petrovich

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner. The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?" The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Farmers Banging Goats

Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?
A: So the goats will push back.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Sex With The Pig

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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