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Horny Dog

Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping your leg?

A: Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

Farmers Banging Goats

Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?

A: So the goats will push back.

Two sheepherders

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says, "I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!"

Donkey or Doberman?

The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

Safe Redneck Sex

Q: How do rednecks have safe sex?

A: They mark the sheep that kick!