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Brother-in-law Went to the Doctor

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time achieving an orgasm.

The Dr said "which position do you use?"

"Doggy style," said dumb shit.

"Why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if that works any better." said the Dr.

"We've tried that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"

The Best Time?

Q: When is the best time to fake an orgasm?

A: When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.

Osama Safe Sex

Q: How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex?

A: He marks the camels that kick.

Rolling Stones V Scotsman

Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

A: One says "Hey, you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe."

Sheep Oh My

A farmer finds a man 'doing it' with one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and asks, "Who's that screwing my sheep?" The boy replies, "That's my Daa-aa-aad."