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Rogaine and Viagra

Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Riddles
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Christmas Surprise

My boyfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time I orgasm during sex. That's all I'm spending on him for Christmas.
So far, his roommate is getting an Xbox Series X. He's getting nothing.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Cold Cock the S.O.B!

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there". About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyone a drink except that gay guy over there." The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartender asks why, and the gay guy says "I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big son-of-a-bitch!" 

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes)
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