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Rotten Cherry

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area.  She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion. The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said  "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin". The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Saran Wrapped

Q: What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?
A: I can clearly see "you're" nuts!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Riddles
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Indian Feathers

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. "How did you get that feather?" the woman asked. "I screw one squaw," the Indian said. Then, another Indian came up to her. He had two feathers in his hair. "How did you get those feathers?" she asked. "I screw two squaw," he said. Then, an Indian with a headdress of feathers came up to her. "My! How did you get all those feathers?" she asked. "I screw two squaw, four squirrel, five rabbit, eight bear." he answered. "Oh dear!" said the woman. The Indian replied, "No deer, deer jump too high, balls get stuck in bush."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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