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Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley

Q: Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
A: He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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Little Penis Tattoo

A biker had been injured in an accident and was hospitalized. Several nurses each had the opportunity to give him a sponge bath and were commenting on his genitals. They all had noticed a tattoo of the word ''Little." So they drew straws to see who would find out what the whole tattoo said. The nurse with the shortest straw went into the guy's room while the others waited in the hall. Suddenly, they heard a commotion, then moans of passion and a piercing scream. Finally, she came out of the room with her skirt up around her waist, her panties around one ankle and a contented smile on her face. The others ask her what she found out. "It says 'Little Rock Arkansas, Big Dick Champion, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 and 1998!''

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Next!

Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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