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Scotsman in New York City

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City. It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt. A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt. "No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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The Long Limp Object

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long and kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then, I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Nicotine Patch

A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use the nicotine patch, but thinks it looks ridiculous. Later in the week, he stands at a urinal beside his co-worker. The co-worker looks down and notices the man has a nicotine patch on his penis. Horrified, the co-worker says, "That's disgusting! Why in the world would you put a patch on your d**k?" The man replies, "Don't knock it -- I'm down to two butts a day."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Drug Jokes
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