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Every Precaution

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,"  Priscilla responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Guys Keep it Simple

At the pre-marriage retreat, Natalie and Drew are each told to write a sentence using the words “sex” and “love.”
Natalie writes: “When two mature people are both passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like Drew and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of physical sex with one another.”
Drew writes: “I love sex.”

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Buffalo Billy

Buffalo Billy had a 10-foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, So she whacked it with a rake, And now it's only five-foot-four.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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