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My Feminine Side
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place. They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he's parking his. As they got out of the car Johnny asked, "So Bob, do you like my feminine side?"
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Drop In
One day, an 80 year old man comes home and finds his 80 year old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."
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My First Time
The night was young, the moon was high. We were alone, just she and I. Her hair was soft and her eyes were blue. I knew just what she wanted me to do. Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spine. I didn't know how but i tried my best. As I placed my hand on her breast, I remembered my fear and my heart beating fast. Slowly, she spread her legs apart. When I did it, I felt no shame. And all at once white stuff came. It's over. It's all over now. My first time ever. My first time milking a cow.
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