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His Private Dresser Drawer
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000. She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the $6,000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold 'em!"
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Strange Dreams
There are three men in a hotel each wanting a room. The porter of the hotel says, "All the rooms are booked except for one room with a king sized bed." The three men are too tired to go to another hotel so they decide to take the room. The next morning, the three men wake up and the man on the left side of the bed said, "Wow, I had vivid dream of getting a wonderful hand job." The man on the right said, "Yeah, me too." The man in the middle said, "You two are disgusting, I had an ordinary dream that I went Skiing."
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50 Shades of Grey
I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang! Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.
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