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Getting the System Going Again

An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes)
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A Sleepwalker

A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem. "My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem?" asked the therapist. "Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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49ers New Recruits

Q: Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?
A: They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
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