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Green Grocers

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Phoenix reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the Green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Submitted BY: RichK

Blonde and a Shower

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Anonymous