Sex Jokes

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Joke Like a Pussy

Q:  Why is a joke like pussy?
A:  Neither's any good if you don't get it.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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TV Rubbish

I absolutley hate sex on the television.....I keep falling off!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Middle Aged Newlyweds

A middle aged man and woman fall in love and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her new groom, "Please be gentle... I am still a virgin." Startled, the groom says, "How can that be? You've been married twice..." The bride responds, "Well, you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about sex." Catching her breath, she continues, "My second husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was... Oh God, I miss him!"

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