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Garden Dancing

A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: starryknight

Skunks

Q: What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69ing?
A: Odor eaters

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Onion Vs Hooker

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
A: You won't cry when you're cutting up the hooker.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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