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Marital Sex

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Although they had been married only a few years, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then, quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: "What happened, did I hurt you?" "Why no, not at all," said his surprised wife. "Whatever made you ask that ?" "Well, no reason actually," the bored husband replied with a sigh. "It's just that for a moment there, I thought you actually moved."

 

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The Witch

Two old guys, 80 years old, went to a whore house and told the woman at the door that they wanted the two most beautiful whores. The woman said, "They're old, what are they gonna know?" So she sticks them in the two darkest rooms with blow-up dolls. After they were done, they were walking out of the whore house and old guy #1 says to old guy #2, "How was your whore?" #2 said, "She was horrible. She just laid there like she was dead. Well, how was your whore?" Old guy #1 goes, "She was a witch." #2 responds, "What do you mean a witch?" #1 says, "I bit her tit and she flew out the window!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Greg Norman's Lovers

Q: Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?
A: Because he always finishes second!

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