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Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Categories: Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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The Best Memory.

Three guys are debating who has the best memory. First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class." Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!" Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing... I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Ten Inches

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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