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Two Old Friends

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what´s been going on since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She´s fantastic, she sucks like a real man!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Christmas Pageant

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.  Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well, you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Categories: Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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