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Captured

Three explores in Africa are captured by a local tribe. They're taken to the tribal chief, who tells them that they have trespassed on sacred tribal lands and says, "For your punishment, you must choose death or bongo!"
Well, the first explorer thinks to himself "I don't know what bongo is, but it can't be worse than death". So he says "I choose bongo".
So, all the tribesmen take turns raping him. Seriously, they pass him around like a crack whore. They truly bugger him senseless.
The second explorer watches this horrific gang rape but thinks, "At least it's not death." So, the tribesmen take their turns on him too. It makes prison rape look like a casual flirtation.
The third explorer thinks, "My honor as a man must remain intact" and says "I choose death!"
The chief says "Okay, then, DEATH BY BONGO!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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Dumb Part

Q: What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
A: His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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K9 Style

It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggy position. The husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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