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Marriage Counselor

Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."
The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"
Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."
The counselor says, "Maybe between you and the next fellow, she's exhausted."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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The Queer Termite

Q: Did you hear about the queer termite?
A: Yeah, he ate the wood pecker.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: phatface

Get Some of This

Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get's her head stuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one says to the other, "This is too good to pass up," gets off his horse, unzips his pants and starts fucking the shit out of this heifer for at least ten minutes. When he finally finished he looked up to his partner and asked him if he wants some of it. His partner replied, "Hell yes, that looks pretty good," climbs down off his horse drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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