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Caitlyn Jenner Outrage
I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty
Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?
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Little Gregory Wakes Up in the Middle of the Night
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and groaning, "I want a man, I want a man." Shaking his head in bewilderment, Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mom's room but this time there is a man in bed with his mom. Gregory hoofs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest and groans " I want a bike, I want a bike!"
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A Little Boy Asks His Father:
A little boy walks up to his father and says:
"Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds,
"well son, before or after sex?"
Son, "Well, before?" Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son."
Son, "well what about after?" Father, "Picture a bull dog eating mayonnaise!"
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