School Jokes - Others

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? Yes, intercourse... you go between periods and you are expected to come.

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on? "I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. That's what research students are for.

Q: Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft?

A: Because he couldn't spell.

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."