School Jokes

Geography Class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

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Redneck Teaching Sex Ed

Q: Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?
A: They needed the car for driver's ed.

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Insects At School

Q: What do insects learn at school?
A: Mothmatics!

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