School Jokes

Student's Final Exam

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on? "I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.''

Categories: School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Light Bulb - Academics

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's what research students are for.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , School Jokes
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Harry Potter Do-Over

Q: Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft?
A: Because he couldn't spell.

Categories: School Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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