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Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?

A: A tangent.

Great School Humor

  • "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." -- Groucho Marx 1890-1977
  • This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with: "He was a dark and stormy knight...."
  • In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.
  • Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew. " 
  • "The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people." 

Knock Knock - Don Juan

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Don Juan!

Don Juan who?

Don Juan to go to school today!

Difficult Homework

Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."

Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

The Call of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: "Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?" Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. Within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fast. The girl responded, "It was a prank call."