Dallas Public Schools

True story. Sunday, November 29, 1992 An investigation by the Dallas Morning News revealed the city's public schools employ at least 185 people who have been convicted of felonies, including two convicted murderers. In response, the school superintendent promised that the city would begin periodic records checks.

George Bush's SATs

Q: What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?
A: Drool.

Course At School

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? Yes, intercourse... you go between periods and you are expected to come.