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SAT Score Decay
SAT score decay
As we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years. The following may be the reason why. A math problem in the 60's: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four-fifths of this price. What is his profit? A math problem in the 70's: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four-fifths of this price, or $80. What is his profit? A math problem in the 70's using New Math: A logger exchanges a set L of lumber for a set M of money. The cardinality of set M is 100, and each element is worth $1. Make 100 dots representing the elements of set M. The set C of the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set M, and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set P of profits? A math problem in the 80's: A logger sells a truckload of wood for $100. His cost of production is $80, and his profit is $20. Your assignment: underline the number 20. A math problem in the 90's under Outcome Based Education: By cutting down beautiful forest trees, a logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of living? (Topic for class participation: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel?)
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Cheerios and Georgia Tech
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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Economics Textbooks
Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook
- Press pretty flowers.
- Press pretty insects.
- Use it as paper weight on your already over-cluttered desk.
- Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates.
- Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic.
- Give it a walk-on part in a boring European existentialist play.
- Just throw the lousy thing away.
- Leave out for the rain and other forces of nature to reckon with.
- Read it, and weep.
- Get a refund from bookstore so you can buy a weekend's beer supply.
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