School Jokes - College Jokes

Harvard Grad Off Your Porch

Q: How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Categories: Food Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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Biology Lab

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were. "Those are sperm cells."

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Biology Jokes)
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Virginia Football Players

Q: If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
A: The state trooper!!"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Riddles
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