School Jokes

Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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Paper Airplane

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."
"Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."
"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."
"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."

Categories: Airplane Jokes , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Properly Talking Parrot

Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Riddles , School Jokes
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