School Jokes

Light Bulb - Sorority Sisters

Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, and four to make T-shirts. And optionally, we may add one fraternity to start the "wet T-shirt" contest!

Anonymous

Jail Cell Escape

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Anonymous

Great Plains

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

Anonymous