School Jokes

Michigan State Fans

Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Michigan Jokes)
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Teacher's Note

Tommy's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Tommy seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Marathon Students

Q: Why do marathon runners become good students?
A: Because education pays off in the long run!

Categories: School Jokes , Sports Jokes (Running Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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