Discovering America

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.
Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map?
Tony shows him America.
Geography Teacher: Now, Lisa, can you tell me the name of the guy who discovered America?
Lisa: Tony did!!

English Final Problem

At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand. "What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exhausted?" "Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" One student asked, "How much for a season pass?"