Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Top Gun

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

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Like Father, Like Husband?

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

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Her Body is a Temple

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today!

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