Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!