Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!
Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!
Tall Black People
Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!
Q: What type of batteries to racists use?
A: Triple K.