Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.
Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
A Black Person
Q: What can't you give a black person?
A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!