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Owl Talk

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Black PhD

Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

A: Because they can't get past their masters.

Who's Driving

Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?

A: A Cop!!!

Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

Dancing Soldiers

Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.