Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
Q: What's the difference between USA and USB?
A: One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.