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Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?

A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Trump Act One

Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?

A: Kicked a black man out of his house.

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job will still suck.

Robo Black

Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?

A: Nuts and Bolts.