The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.