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True Redneck Girl

Q: How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?
A: When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.

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Sneakers

Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Elton John

Q: Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
A: Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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