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The best jokes and joke writers!

Which One?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?

A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Spook Dating

Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?

A: Women can see right through them.

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

A: Because the present's beneath them.