Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.