Q: Why can't blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the 11 on the phone.
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer
Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
A: It hasn't come out yet.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !