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Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?

A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Mummy Spy

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?

A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Cow Humor

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!

Gum Cross

Q: Why did the gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!