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Blonde 911

Q:  Why can't blondes dial 911?

A:  They can't find the 11 on the phone.

Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?

A: "Jungle Bells".

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?

A:  A bulldozer

Blockbuster

Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"

A: It hasn't come out yet.

Don't Look

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?

A: He saw the salad dressing !