Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Knock Knock - Dwayne
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
A: Cha Ching!
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues?
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.