Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?