Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Knock Knock - Dwayne
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!