Spaghetti and Blondes

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!

Revenge of the blondes

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

The Brunette (Blonde's Revenge)

Q: What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A: A brunette that has told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What does a brunette always miss at a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So that brunette's can understand them.
Q: What is a fine lookin' man with a brunette?
A: Hostage.