Religion Jokes - Jewish Jokes

Circumcised Men

Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.

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Jews in Mexico?

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican replies, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

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Submitted BY: BLUEYEZ74

Religious Truths

  1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
  2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
  3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

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