Religion Jokes

Odd Group in a Bar

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Blonde Jokes
Anonymous

24 Hours to Live.

After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live. He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other. After standing for some time, the doctor asked  "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing.  Just stand there." A while later, the lawyer asked  "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?" "Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
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Anonymous

Jewish

Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew?
All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: galacticleofin