Jewish Joke

Q: Did you hear the new Jew joke?
A: Israeli funny.

Where Have You Been?

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church."

Batman at Church

Q: What do you call it when Batman skips Church?
A: Christian Bale