Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Memories

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another old man sits down next to him and says, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The old man wipes the tears from his eyes and explains, "I've got this beautiful, 35 year old wife, and all she wants to do is make love from the moment I walk in the door till the moment we go to sleep and then when we wake up again."
"So, what the hell is the problem?"
"You don't understand... I forgot where I live!" 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Say Something Nice

A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, "Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and boobs are sagging. I could really use a compliment right about now." The husband replied, "You have really good eye - sight!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes
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It's Bedtime

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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