Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Punctuation Marks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Cleanup in Aisle 3

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
Anonymous

I Hope Not

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was  "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not!  If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes)
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