Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Rocky Relationship

If you ever meet a girl named stone...
Don't take her for granite.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

The Ideal Date

IDEAL DATE:

  • At 17 - Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
  • At 25 -  "Split the check before we go back to my place"
  • At 35 - "Just come over."
  • At 48 - "Just come over and cook."
  • At 66 - Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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