Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Definition of Sex

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep heart to heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.
Hillary: So have you found dating to be fulfilling experience?
Chelsea: It's okay, but I don't like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds.
Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex?
Chelsea: Well Mom, no, not IF you define sex the way Daddy does.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Perfect Valentine Gift

Q: What is a perfect Valentine's Day gift for a woman?
A: A chocolate covered credit card.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Riddles
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Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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