Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

What a Yawn Means

Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.
It keeps me on my toes.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: wthreye

Dad Surprise

A teenage girl was being intimate with her boyfriend at her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
The dad being a dad replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Submitted BY: Siethron