Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Social Security Sex

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

What a Yawn Means

Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.
It keeps me on my toes.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: wthreye